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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:49 pm    Post subject: muscle embrocation ??? Reply with quote

hey, ive used up my last tub of muscle rub

and im after some new stuff, im looking for stuff that gives a shiny look like the pro's

just wondering what do the pro's use?

cheers
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.

Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is there anything out there that gives the look of baby oil but works better?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sprint... wrote:
is there anything out there that gives the look of baby oil but works better?


If you find anything, rush a pallet to my house POST-HASTE!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sportsbalm oil or elite ozone, both give the buff shiny pro look.
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lone Wheeler wrote:
sportsbalm oil or elite ozone, both give the buff shiny pro look.

Surely there are some 'qualifiers' to the above.
i.e.
Only 'works' for those with good base mileage.
Requires 6 weeks pre-season conditioning and tanning, in say Majorca. Should be aged under 30 and into 'waxing'.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tucker wrote:
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.

Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs.


+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

aren't muscle rubs just a waste of time? All they do is move blood to the skin i.e. away from the muscle?
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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aren't muscle rubs just a waste of time? All they do is move blood to the skin i.e. away from the muscle?


They make your legs looked RIPPED and TANNED. Ergo, not a waste of time.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Davey C wrote:
Terry Tibbs wrote:
aren't muscle rubs just a waste of time? All they do is move blood to the skin i.e. away from the muscle?


They make your legs looked RIPPED and TANNED. Ergo, not a waste of time.


If you use to much it will be your ar5e that gets RIPPED and TANNED by a 4th cat who knows what he's doing.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lard.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Davey C wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.

Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs.


+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out.


Laughing Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tucker wrote:
Davey C wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.

Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs.


+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out.


Laughing Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo.


you need baby oil gel as it comes in handy with its second use as a lube for homosexual or heterosexual anal sex
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TBK wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Davey C wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.

Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs.


+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out.


Laughing Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo.


you need baby oil gel as it comes in handy with its second use as a lube for homosexual or heterosexual anal sex


No, no. You've just gone too far. It's more INNUENDO and SUGGESTION than saying something like "I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN A MANS BUM".

If you want any more tips, PM me and I'll give you one.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tucker wrote:
TBK wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Davey C wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.

Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs.


+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out.


Laughing Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo.


you need baby oil gel as it comes in handy with its second use as a lube for homosexual or heterosexual anal sex


No, no. You've just gone too far. It's more INNUENDO and SUGGESTION than saying something like "I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN A MANS BUM".

If you want any more tips, PM me and I'll give you one.


Your tip is a little red and tender from what I have been told so its probably best if you give it a rest for a while, or get somebody to kiss it better?

Anyway I was explaining how to give baby oil that slight hint of tan........
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tucker wrote:
TBK wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Davey C wrote:
Tucker wrote:
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.

Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs.


+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out.


Laughing Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo.


you need baby oil gel as it comes in handy with its second use as a lube for homosexual or heterosexual anal sex


No, no. You've just gone too far. It's more INNUENDO and SUGGESTION than saying something like "I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN A MANS BUM".

If you want any more tips, PM me and I'll give you one.
Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Davey C wrote:
Terry Tibbs wrote:
aren't muscle rubs just a waste of time? All they do is move blood to the skin i.e. away from the muscle?


They make your legs looked RIPPED and TANNED. Ergo, not a waste of time.
but other than that, they do jack schit

Cooking oil is probably the cheapest.
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