Getting Switched

benlane · Div 3 Pro Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 3960

So, it's a cold wet night and in the 50 man sprint you get spectacularly put into the ditch over the bars when someone swerves violently into you from your right hand side 100 yards from the line

Do you?

AlbertHerring · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:20 am Post subject:

Consult my lawyer.

Actually, long-distant experience suggests that I chatter cheerfully (my usual shock reaction) to him for the duration of a 20-mile ambulance ride while he groans about his broken collarbone, then his wife makes him give up road racing.

JONNO · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:28 am Post subject:

Hunt him down, throw your bike at him and while he's trying to disentangle himself stick the boot in, being careful not to make an ass of yourself by skidding and falling over like Cav did in his Champagne moment.
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Patrick · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:34 am Post subject:

I'd go nuts at them, every person for themselves.. Wink

Billynobrakes · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:36 am Post subject:

Jamie · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:25 pm Post subject:

London Bus Chaser · Div 1 Pro Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 6127

stick a track pump up his **** and then pump.

Unless he was bigger than me.
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pete1001 · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:05 pm Post subject:

set Chuck Norris on them at the HQ Twisted Evil

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pete1001 · Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:12 pm Post subject:

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snakeeater · E, Silver Joined: 17 Jun 2004 Posts: 1424

Deciding to take up the sprinting in the wet for a minor race is up to you but expect to face a few unwanted dangers.

Get over it I say - its just bike racing.

Being missed in the judging for 19th place and just inside the points of a minor chipper is another matter entirely a deserves a quiet word with the judges afterwards. Wink

flash! · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:46 am Post subject:

potato up his exhaust pipe
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Hans Datdodishes · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:47 am Post subject:

E) Don't wait for the sprint, thats what puffs do
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dimasobike · Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:13 pm Post subject:

Attack accidently drop a "stinger" in the road then solo to victory, making a "reeling a big fish" gesture whilst going across the line to raptuous applause.
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