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Patrick
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 Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:25 am Post subject: Spot on bum cheek |
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Got a painful spot, and it happens to be right where I sit on the saddle..
I always wear cycling shorts obviously, and apply liberal amounts of chamois cream, but still this bugger has made it's way there, 
I've tried antiseptic cream as well as tea tree oil, but they appear to have done nothing.
Burst it?
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:28 am Post subject: |
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Is it big?
has it got ears?
good shower after every ride
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Patrick
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:30 am Post subject: |
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of course I have a shower!  |
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John McC
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:30 am Post subject: |
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Lance the bugga 
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:35 am Post subject: |
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| John McC wrote: |
| Lance the bugga |
don't you mean Lance the Armstrong?
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:42 am Post subject: |
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All spots should be squeezed.
One of lifes greatest pleasures is stumbling bleary eyed into the bathroom in the morning and seeing an angry looking, puss-filled blob that has emerged overnight.
I almost SALIVATE at the thought.
Is it wrong of me to have always wanted a boil, somewhere discrete & out-of-view like on my upper thigh, so I could lance it myself?
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Patrick
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:44 am Post subject: |
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| one man army wrote: |
All spots should be squeezed.
One of lifes greatest pleasures is stumbling bleary eyed into the bathroom in the morning and seeing an angry looking, puss-filled blob that has emerged overnight.
I almost SALIVATE at the thought.
Is it wrong of me to have always wanted a boil, somewhere discrete & out-of-view like on my upper thigh, so I could lance it myself? |
 this is a right beast though. I think if I aim it wrongly it could bring a wall down... |
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:48 am Post subject: |
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| Patrick wrote: |
this is a right beast though. I think if I aim it wrongly it could bring a wall down... |
Post a picture of it and let us judge if its ripe for the squeezing.
Just a picture of the spot mind you, not your whole hairy @rse
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Patrick
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:56 am Post subject: |
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| one man army wrote: |
| Patrick wrote: |
this is a right beast though. I think if I aim it wrongly it could bring a wall down... |
Post a picture of it and let us judge if its ripe for the squeezing.
Just a picture of the spot mind you, not your whole hairy @rse |
The location is actually pretty awkward, as in inner bum cheek, so unless I get a family member/friend to take the pic.... |
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:58 am Post subject: |
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Too much information.
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:04 am Post subject: |
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| Patrick wrote: |
| one man army wrote: |
| Patrick wrote: |
this is a right beast though. I think if I aim it wrongly it could bring a wall down... |
Post a picture of it and let us judge if its ripe for the squeezing.
Just a picture of the spot mind you, not your whole hairy @rse |
The location is actually pretty awkward, as in inner bum cheek, so unless I get a family member/friend to take the pic.... |
Take your bum to your local GP and let the practice nurse sort it out for you. |
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MTFU, squeeze it and let us know how you get on.
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| KJ wrote: |
| Patrick wrote: |
| one man army wrote: |
| Patrick wrote: |
this is a right beast though. I think if I aim it wrongly it could bring a wall down... |
Post a picture of it and let us judge if its ripe for the squeezing.
Just a picture of the spot mind you, not your whole hairy @rse |
The location is actually pretty awkward, as in inner bum cheek, so unless I get a family member/friend to take the pic.... |
Take your bum to your local GP and let the practice nurse sort it out for you. |
+1 and see if she does extras. |
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:09 am Post subject: |
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Dremel it.
For no reason other than to see how much it hurts, and if you can get on the news for Dremeling a zit, and ending up in casualty. |
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:09 am Post subject: |
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"While you're down there..."
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| Davey C wrote: |
| MTFU, squeeze it and let us know how you get on. |
Too right, has it got a hard centre like a pea, or is it squidgey? Them hard ones make your eyes water if you catch them wrong..
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| Davey C wrote: |
| MTFU, squeeze it and let us know how you get on. |
Too right, has it got a hard centre like a pea, or is it squidgey? Them hard ones make your eyes water if you catch them wrong.. |
You've got to power through that bit...
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Patrick
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 11:40 am Post subject: |
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It's actually fairly soft, but I reckon it is harder to burst than it feels.
Gonna go for the squeeze, wish me luck! |
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| Patrick wrote: |
It's actually fairly soft, but I reckon it is harder to burst than it feels.
Gonna go for the squeeze, wish me luck! |
We're with you in spirit.
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| Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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| won't burst! |
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