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MrB
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 Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:18 am Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
30 seconds in the microwave? (Unless you have balls of steel as you will know that it would be silly to put metal in said machine.) |
I think (although I haven't tried) that its okay to put round lumps of metal in the microwave - its just thin sheets e.g. foil, tins that make it angry. Could be completely wrong about this, so for legal purposes I will not be paying for any broken micros. |
So her brass prostheses should be ok 
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Legs
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Sounds like you need a bit of blood circulation in the gentlemen's area to prevent the freezing. I would strongly advise having the occasional inappropriate thought (a la Andrew Jackson on his turbo) to stimulate such blood flow.
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Pippa
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<<(ahem) - it didnt really hurt. It takes a while for the flames to burn through the lighter fluid, and there is always someone on hand with a glass of something to put you out when it does touch skin. A bunch of us used to do this type of caper at parties. And now we wonder why the invites stopped coming. |
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dockeca
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Back on topic, it's normal for your bits to shrink in the cold, and end up in a tight little lump. It shouldn't be painful though, except if you have a little hedge stop when it can be like peeing icicles! Have a shower after and wear a kilk (or something very loose around the swonnicles), and everything will gradually come back into normality. The cold makes you more fertile, too. It's just that it stops you doing anything about it!
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Hans Datdodishes
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MadCow
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| Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 12:14 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
A nice warm mouth?   
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Davey C
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
A nice warm mouth? |
Just saw this. 
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KJ
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:17 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
A nice warm mouth? |
Just saw this. |
Hope you had your camera with you |
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Davey C
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| Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:21 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
A nice warm mouth? |
Just saw this. |
Hope you had your camera with you |
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