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sprint...
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 Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 7:49 pm Post subject: muscle embrocation ??? |
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hey, ive used up my last tub of muscle rub
and im after some new stuff, im looking for stuff that gives a shiny look like the pro's
just wondering what do the pro's use?
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Tucker
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Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.
Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs. |
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sprint...
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| is there anything out there that gives the look of baby oil but works better? |
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Tucker
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| Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| sprint... wrote: |
| is there anything out there that gives the look of baby oil but works better? |
If you find anything, rush a pallet to my house POST-HASTE! |
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Lone Wheeler
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| Lone Wheeler wrote: |
| sportsbalm oil or elite ozone, both give the buff shiny pro look. |
Surely there are some 'qualifiers' to the above.
i.e.
Only 'works' for those with good base mileage.
Requires 6 weeks pre-season conditioning and tanning, in say Majorca. Should be aged under 30 and into 'waxing'. |
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Davey C
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| Tucker wrote: |
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.
Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs. |
+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out.
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Terry Tibbs
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| aren't muscle rubs just a waste of time? All they do is move blood to the skin i.e. away from the muscle? |
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Davey C
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| aren't muscle rubs just a waste of time? All they do is move blood to the skin i.e. away from the muscle? |
They make your legs looked RIPPED and TANNED. Ergo, not a waste of time.
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Terry Tibbs
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| Davey C wrote: |
| Terry Tibbs wrote: |
| aren't muscle rubs just a waste of time? All they do is move blood to the skin i.e. away from the muscle? |
They make your legs looked RIPPED and TANNED. Ergo, not a waste of time. |
If you use to much it will be your ar5e that gets RIPPED and TANNED by a 4th cat who knows what he's doing. |
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Lard.
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Tucker
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| Davey C wrote: |
| Tucker wrote: |
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.
Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs. |
+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out. |
 Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo. |
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TBK
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| Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Tucker wrote: |
| Davey C wrote: |
| Tucker wrote: |
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.
Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs. |
+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out. |
Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo. |
you need baby oil gel as it comes in handy with its second use as a lube for homosexual or heterosexual anal sex
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Tucker
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| Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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| TBK wrote: |
| Tucker wrote: |
| Davey C wrote: |
| Tucker wrote: |
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.
Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs. |
+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out. |
Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo. |
you need baby oil gel as it comes in handy with its second use as a lube for homosexual or heterosexual anal sex |
No, no. You've just gone too far. It's more INNUENDO and SUGGESTION than saying something like "I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN A MANS BUM".
If you want any more tips, PM me and I'll give you one. |
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TBK
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| Tucker wrote: |
| TBK wrote: |
| Tucker wrote: |
| Davey C wrote: |
| Tucker wrote: |
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.
Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs. |
+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out. |
Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo. |
you need baby oil gel as it comes in handy with its second use as a lube for homosexual or heterosexual anal sex |
No, no. You've just gone too far. It's more INNUENDO and SUGGESTION than saying something like "I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN A MANS BUM".
If you want any more tips, PM me and I'll give you one. |
Your tip is a little red and tender from what I have been told so its probably best if you give it a rest for a while, or get somebody to kiss it better?
Anyway I was explaining how to give baby oil that slight hint of tan........
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Davey C
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| Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 2:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Tucker wrote: |
| TBK wrote: |
| Tucker wrote: |
| Davey C wrote: |
| Tucker wrote: |
Baby oil is what you're after. Has no muscle warming properties whatsoever, but keeps your legs SHINY and MOIST.
Not recommended when dusty however, you end up with a thick paste on yer legs. |
+1 to the baby oil for training, and for racing you need something with a hint of tan. I'm not telling you though because I live in fear of my supply running out. |
Just when I think I've said the gheyest thing humanly possible, you just go right ahead and EXPLORE territory undreamt of even by Barrymore & Norton's lovechild. Bra-f***ing-vo. |
you need baby oil gel as it comes in handy with its second use as a lube for homosexual or heterosexual anal sex |
No, no. You've just gone too far. It's more INNUENDO and SUGGESTION than saying something like "I WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN A MANS BUM".
If you want any more tips, PM me and I'll give you one. |
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mattr
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| Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Davey C wrote: |
| Terry Tibbs wrote: |
| aren't muscle rubs just a waste of time? All they do is move blood to the skin i.e. away from the muscle? |
They make your legs looked RIPPED and TANNED. Ergo, not a waste of time. |
but other than that, they do jack schit
Cooking oil is probably the cheapest. |
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