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Tony Bell
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| I'm following the Roy Gardiner method of packing the fags in. Smoke as many as you can leading up to the moment you pack them in. I've just stubbed out my 900th fag tonight. Sorted. |
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erudite pete
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Tony Bell wrote: |
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| If you can stay off the death-sticks for the whole of 2007, I'll buy you a one-way ticket to Smokey & Bunty's. |
Are you trying to do me in? I can't go back there after I head butted that bloke who was hassling our beggar friend...  |
Don't worry, he'll never recognise the slimline, rejuvenated you. And Marilyn might fancy you this time. |
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Tony Bell
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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| erudite pete wrote: |
Don't worry, he'll never recognise the slimline, rejuvenated you. And Marilyn might fancy you this time. |
That Marilyn was GAGGING for me. |
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Tony Bell
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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Cripes! 26 minutes to go...  |
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Fritz
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Tony Bell wrote: |
| Cripes! 26 minutes to go... |
How many are left in the packet? |
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Cheryl
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| Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Fritz wrote: |
| Tony Bell wrote: |
| Cripes! 26 minutes to go... |
How many are left in the packet? |
There's still 3 packs of 20 yet.... 
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Thomo
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So he still needs to go and get more then...
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mho
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Roy Gardiner
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| Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:58 am Post subject: |
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| Tony Bell wrote: |
| I'm following the Roy Gardiner method of packing the fags in. Smoke as many as you can leading up to the moment you pack them in. I've just stubbed out my 900th fag tonight. Sorted. |
And I tried packing them in about 900 times before it worked.
I hope you and BB are successful in jacking them in. I look forward to reading about the smoke free Bell kickarsing the Nocturne.
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Chris L' Evêque
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| He will be seen covered from head to toe in Nicotine patches. |
With one over his mouth!!! |
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kylie
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| Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Tony Bell wrote: |
| erudite pete wrote: |
| If you can stay off the death-sticks for the whole of 2007, I'll buy you a one-way ticket to Smokey & Bunty's. |
Are you trying to do me in? I can't go back there after I head butted that bloke who was hassling our beggar friend... |
That wasn't Smokey and Bunty's.
We went to a different bar on that last night because... well we just did.
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JONNO
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Have you thought about smoking a pipe instead? All the old timers used to do it apparently. Gives a man an air of worldly knowledge and an ounce of old s h a g will last for days and days. 
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kylie
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| Have you thought about smoking a pipe instead? All the old timers used to do it apparently. Gives a man an air of worldly knowledge and an ounce of old s h a g will last for days and days. |
One s h a g would last TB 2 years.
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Tony Bell
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I folded last night and had a cigarette.  
Feel like a failure now, but hoping to get back on track today. |
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mr celery
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:20 am Post subject: |
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I folded last night and had a cigarette.
Feel like a failure now, but hoping to get back on track today. |
Puff.....mind you, I only lasted till lunchtime.
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Rich Hill
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 9:22 am Post subject: |
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| Tony Bell wrote: |
I folded last night and had a cigarette.
Feel like a failure now, but hoping to get back on track today. |
You dozy plon ka - thats not the idea is it ??? -
Are you training at all.. training always kept me off the dope...
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Tony Bell
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Rich, went out on me bike yesterday for the first time in ages. Jeez, it's hard this cycling lark isn't it? I only did 16 miles and had to have a lie down when I got home...  |
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Rich Hill
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:14 am Post subject: |
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| Tony Bell wrote: |
| Rich, went out on me bike yesterday for the first time in ages. Jeez, it's hard this cycling lark isn't it? I only did 16 miles and had to have a lie down when I got home... |
16 miles you ponce... you should use that now to be motivation to ensure you do a good ride at this years nocture...
I am rotting the fruit down as we speak in case you do a duff one... and beleive me you will turn Dolan on me....
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Roy Gardiner
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:35 am Post subject: |
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| Tony Bell wrote: |
| I folded last night and had a cigarette. Feel like a failure now, but hoping to get back on track today. |
Any you enjoyed it, right? Which will happen every time you have 'just one'.
One technique I've heard of but never tried is to keep an unopened packet; the resolution is that if you smoke one you must smoke them all, one after the other, so you feel sick by the end. Then, next day, back to none at all.
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Billy Boy
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| Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:53 am Post subject: |
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I folded last night and had a cigarette.
Feel like a failure now, but hoping to get back on track today. |
Poof! Do you want me to put my fist through your face?
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