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Dan Souf
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clouchi
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:54 am Post subject: |
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| what about bronzed skin colour lycra leg warmers? or a pair of womens tights in a nice sun-god tan colour? |
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hed
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:59 am Post subject: |
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i've been going on the sunbed once a week since the end of january. i find it relaxing at the end of a hard week 
next to dr ferrari i'll look like a god as he's 'as white as a ginger birds ar5e'*
*gene hunt, life on mars march 2007
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SteveO
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 8:02 am Post subject: |
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| clouchi wrote: |
| what about bronzed skin colour lycra leg warmers? or a pair of womens tights in a nice sun-god tan colour? |
Ssshhhh  |
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mr celery
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:28 am Post subject: |
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Had you been to Mallorca like myself, you'd have lovely brown legs.....not. 
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Dan Souf
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:37 am Post subject: |
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the sun must shine through your legs  |
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Cheryl
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:39 am Post subject: |
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Get yourself some of that Johnson's Holiday Skin lotion. As the ad says...
'Why should tanned and glowing skin be something you have just after your summer holiday?
Now, thanks to Johnson's Holiday Skin Body Lotion you can have a light tan all year round. Johnson's have added a small amount of tanning ingredient to their best body lotion.
So whilst leaving your skin moisturised and soft all day it also gradually builds a beautiful, light and even looking tan.'
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mr celery
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:50 am Post subject: |
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Get yourself some of that Johnson's Holiday Skin lotion. As the ad says...
'Why should tanned and glowing skin be something you have just after your summer holiday?
Now, thanks to Johnson's Holiday Skin Body Lotion you can have a light tan all year round. Johnson's have added a small amount of tanning ingredient to their best body lotion.
So whilst leaving your skin moisturised and soft all day it also gradually builds a beautiful, light and even looking tan.'
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Sounds perfect. I may need some help reaching those 'important little places.'
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hed
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:57 am Post subject: |
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or you could use chocolate body paint.
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acj
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:42 am Post subject: |
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| Bike Babe wrote: |
Get yourself some of that Johnson's Holiday Skin lotion. As the ad says...
'Why should tanned and glowing skin be something you have just after your summer holiday?
Now, thanks to Johnson's Holiday Skin Body Lotion you can have a light tan all year round. Johnson's have added a small amount of tanning ingredient to their best body lotion.
So whilst leaving your skin moisturised and soft all day it also gradually builds a beautiful, light and even looking tan.'
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can you send us a video of how to apply all over
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Billy Boy
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I'm gonna shave me 'ed tomorrow.
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Le Rolleur
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 10:49 am Post subject: |
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Get them shaved
Then they will get tanned if you wear shorts
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Dan Souf
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:22 am Post subject: |
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like this?
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Bally
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| Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 11:33 am Post subject: |
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| Billy Boy wrote: |
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Will we notice any difference 
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