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| Which back-issue compendium would you rather read: |
| Tony Bell/Jean Jourdain's column |
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84% |
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| Keith "Beardy Wierdy" Bingham's column |
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7% |
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| Bike reviews by donkeys from expensive locations |
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7% |
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Tony Bell
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 Apparently, you can't say P*ss Head on VR...  |
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Stuart
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:50 am Post subject: |
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no but you can look like one in the back of a widely distributed weekly cycling magazine...  
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ChrisB
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:57 am Post subject: |
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| PNuT wrote: |
| maybe you should add a victoria pendleton section chris |
But of course, seeing as the Comic studiously ignores women's racing, such a compendium would be rather thin.
I could add there wouldn't be enough pages to get stuck together, but I'm above such lewd comments  |
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topskull
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 11:38 am Post subject: Comic is crap |
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| The UK's top and only 5 day stage race was a crap report and did not even mention stage one winner and first yellow jersey!! |
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| more pictures of nicole spread-eagled like on page 4 this week. top shelf stuff. |
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Johnny Reggae
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Stuart wrote: |
| no but you can look like one in the back of a widely distributed weekly cycling magazine... |
Oooh.....miaow, slash. If you go to Newport don't stand too close to the barriers Schtuart. How's it gonna look on your tombstone if you get bifurcated by a pedalling pikey?
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Tony Bell
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Stuart wrote: |
| no but you can look like one in the back of a widely distributed weekly cycling magazine... |
Oooh.....miaow, slash. If you go to Newport don't stand too close to the barriers Schtuart. How's it gonna look on your tombstone if you get bifurcated by a pedalling pikey? |
 Stuart is quite safe. This particular pedalling Pikey will be going that slow, he could stand in front of me like that French cop with Jalabert and he would escape unscathed. |
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Richard
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I quite like this Monsieur Jourdain fella. He obviously couldn't give a t*ss what anyone says about him either here or in the comic (see this week's letters) and is good for a laugh. He brings in some much needed Nothern bias to the London-centric staff who run the mag and also mentions VR in his column: Top Work Fella!
As for the comment "I've never heard so much abuse", how about this:
How on earth is a fat chublet, smoking pikey from Scouseland supposed to pedal a bike around the Newport area without
(a) getting distracted by the many pubs on the route and
(b) getting his shellsuit caught in the chainwheel 
I saw Monsieur Jourdain at Hutchinson's record attempt and have to say that he looked EXACTLY the same as he does in his current photo: same outfit and everything. Does this man only have one change of clothes or was is to allow everyone there to recognise him?
Character assination over, I'm off to watch TV.
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steve c
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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I quite like this Monsieur Jourdain fella. He obviously couldn't give a t*ss what anyone says about him either here or in the comic (see this week's letters) and is good for a laugh. He brings in some much needed Nothern bias to the London-centric staff who run the mag and also mentions VR in his column: Top Work Fella!
As for the comment "I've never heard so much abuse", how about this:
How on earth is a fat chublet, smoking pikey from Scouseland supposed to pedal a bike around the Newport area without
(a) getting distracted by the many pubs on the route and
(b) getting his shellsuit caught in the chainwheel
I saw Monsieur Jourdain at Hutchinson's record attempt and have to say that he looked EXACTLY the same as he does in his current photo: same outfit and everything. Does this man only have one change of clothes or was is to allow everyone there to recognise him?
Character assination over, I'm off to watch TV. |
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stretch armstrong
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mmm jean jourdain ???? not much of a hedgehog eaters name is it ?
shouldn't it be gascoigne or smith or o'flaherty or something?
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stretch armstrong
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Tony Bell
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Rich Hodge wrote: |
I quite like this Monsieur Jourdain fella. He obviously couldn't give a t*ss what anyone says about him either here or in the comic (see this week's letters) and is good for a laugh. He brings in some much needed Nothern bias to the London-centric staff who run the mag and also mentions VR in his column: Top Work Fella!
As for the comment "I've never heard so much abuse", how about this:
How on earth is a fat chublet, smoking pikey from Scouseland supposed to pedal a bike around the Newport area without
(a) getting distracted by the many pubs on the route and
(b) getting his shellsuit caught in the chainwheel
I saw Monsieur Jourdain at Hutchinson's record attempt and have to say that he looked EXACTLY the same as he does in his current photo: same outfit and everything. Does this man only have one change of clothes or was is to allow everyone there to recognise him?
Character assination over, I'm off to watch TV. |
Of course I've only got one change of clothes, I'm a fekkin Pikey aren't I?
But I have to take issue with you over the Scouseland thing: As they sing at Tranmere Rovers: ;Don't be confused, don't be misled, we're not Scousers, we're from Birkenhead...'
And I've had much worse insults than 'Self Cofessed P*ss Head. Laughed so much I nearly dropped me Hedgehog flavour Pot Noodle |
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steve c
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| Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2003 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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Laughed so much I nearly dropped me Hedgehog flavour Pot Noodle [/quote]
ooh your sick you ahrrr! . |
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Coggy
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| Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 7:51 am Post subject: |
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| Birkenheaders sound a lot like Scousers, do they behave the same ? Do you see lots of Birkenheaders walking along carrying tellys, video recorders and car radios ? |
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Stuart
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I must admit that my opinion of tonibell has increased since he came on here and started posting. We should have his off the back post put on here every week then we wouldn't have to pay for CW!
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bonger
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| Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 8:59 am Post subject: |
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| I must admit that my opinion of tonibell has increased since he came on here and started posting. We should have his off the back post put on here every week then we wouldn't have to pay for CW! |
I agree there, but i read this weeks column from him and couldn't finish it, defo shouldn't have had that curry. |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| bonger wrote: |
| Stuart wrote: |
| I must admit that my opinion of tonibell has increased since he came on here and started posting. We should have his off the back post put on here every week then we wouldn't have to pay for CW! |
I agree there, but i read this weeks column from him and couldn't finish it, defo shouldn't have had that curry. |
There is somebody masquerading as Bonger on VR. There must be, because he said he read me column. OKay, so he never finished it, but it's a start Bong. Another year or so and you might get there
And Malcolm Cog - yes, the accent is more or less the same as Liverpool, but in Birkenhead they don't steal your hub caps, they just borrow them. Oh, and our Shell suits are a lot more stylish |
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NS
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| Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 10:28 am Post subject: |
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| Mold isnt in Bikenhead. Its in Deepest North Wales, its where they banish scousers to when they have been really bad. |
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qcscmh
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| Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2003 11:58 am Post subject: |
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| Mold isnt in Bikenhead. Its in Deepest North Wales, its where they banish scousers to when they have been really bad. |
Correct, NS. Mold is where I work - for the 'Local Paper For Local People' - but it's true, there are loads of people living here who've moved from Merseyside. |
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