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Pippa
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| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
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KJ
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:46 am Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| Pippa wrote: |
| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
Several. 
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Pippa
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| I once set fire to them. Seriously. And still have the pics to confirm. |
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London Bus Chaser
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:48 am Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| Pippa wrote: |
| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
smear them liberally with deep heat.
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MrB
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The only Pippa I ever knew gave me this piece of memorable advice on comparing naughty bits one day as kids, that she didn't care about just one pair of what I'd got regardless of how nice they are or how big the other bit is because with what she had got she could have any number of what I had 
So leading on from there, are these really your goolies Pippa?
Tuck them in 
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JONNO
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Dip them in a mug of hot tea.
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Broken Bones
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:10 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| KJ wrote: |
| Pippa wrote: |
| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
Several. |
Just what I was gonna say, KJ
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| Pippa wrote: |
| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
How many layers do you have on in that area? One will not be enough.
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KJ
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:21 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| John McC wrote: |
| Pippa wrote: |
| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
How many layers do you have on in that area? One will not be enough. |
I'm really looking forward to an educative post here
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fatface
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:25 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| Pippa wrote: |
| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
Yeah. Keep em inside your shorts. |
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Andrew Jackson
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I can kinda remember a solution back in the olden days, pre-thermal clobber. I think we used to adapt a pair of pants in some way.
Either that or rub them in goose grease? or MTFU
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fatface
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yeah. MTFU
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Pippa
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| MrB wrote: |
The only Pippa I ever knew gave me this piece of memorable advice on comparing naughty bits one day as kids, that she didn't care about just one pair of what I'd got regardless of how nice they are or how big the other bit is because with what she had got she could have any number of what I had
So leading on from there, are these really your goolies Pippa?
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You got the brains of a tapeworm or what buddy?! My name is Steve. As in Steve f***in D-T - thought the mugshot and the potty gobbed posts might have given the game away. The Pippa is my missus log in as I spat the dummy out a while back after a bit of an ache with McHoss and killed my own profile off in a childish hissy bitch fit. So - yeah, I guess these two bang bang fruits dangling between my legs are indeed my very own goolies. Wanna see them? |
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ColT
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| Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:42 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
30 seconds in the microwave? (Unless you have balls of steel as you will know that it would be silly to put metal in said machine.)
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TomcaT
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| So - yeah, I guess these two bang bang fruits dangling between my legs are indeed my very own goolies. Wanna see them? |
Dare ya!!!
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London Bus Chaser
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| So - yeah, I guess these two bang bang fruits dangling between my legs are indeed my very own goolies. Wanna see them? |
Dare ya!!! |
any more of that and we'll send you to the vivisectionists.
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MrB
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yeah show us the fire pictures
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TomcaT
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| any more of that and we'll send you to the vivisectionists. |
Now you're talking dirty..... No one is stuffing me tonight! 
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London Bus Chaser
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| any more of that and we'll send you to the vivisectionists. |
Now you're talking dirty..... No one is stuffing me tonight! |
how you doing TC?
Have a good Christmas & New Year? You still riding?
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Tucker
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| Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:58 am Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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| The Colonel wrote: |
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| My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
30 seconds in the microwave? (Unless you have balls of steel as you will know that it would be silly to put metal in said machine.) |
I think (although I haven't tried) that its okay to put round lumps of metal in the microwave - its just thin sheets e.g. foil, tins that make it angry. Could be completely wrong about this, so for legal purposes I will not be paying for any broken micros. |
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