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Patrick
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:08 pm    Post subject: Chamois Cream Reply with quote

Most people probably know this anyway, but I found out the other day that 'Udder Cream' (significantly cheaper) is actually the same stuff as most Chamois creams.

http://www.thesaddlery.co.uk/product_info.php?products_id=369

Have a think about next time you reach for the Assos/Elite stuff... Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just doesn't seem right Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I never realised horses had udders! Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dogma Dave wrote:
I never realised horses had udders! Shocked


So who did you think fed the foals Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KJ wrote:
Dogma Dave wrote:
I never realised horses had udders! Shocked


So who did you think fed the foals Rolling Eyes Laughing

I meant that I did not know that horses' mammary glands were referred to as udders, as you well know, innit Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought some and rubbed it on my udders.

Arse still sore.

Loada crap
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fatface wrote:
I bought some and rubbed it on my udders.

Arse still sore.

Loada crap


Silly moo Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fatface wrote:
I bought some and rubbed it on my udders.

Arse still sore.

Loada crap

Shoulda rubbed it on yer Assos Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I use a mixture of an antiseptic cream with a barrier cream.
It works brilliantly.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I use grit mixed with cat spit
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Si W wrote:
I use grit mixed with cat spit


congratulations.
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:20 pm    Post subject: Chamois Cream Reply with quote

Deep Heat or Ralgex! Will make you go like a rocket!
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haven't used chamois cream since chamois' stopped being chamois
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 5:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guy at work wanted a chamois for car cleaning, he spelt it thus...

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 3:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.udderly-smooth.com/ Laughing
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