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Pippa E, Silver
Joined: 21 Dec 2005 Posts: 1332
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:45 am Post subject: Freezing knackers |
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My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
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KJ T de F Winner
Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 26400
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:46 am Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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Pippa wrote: |
My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
Several. _________________ 'You are a free woman. You will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed (that you should be so lucky ) or numbered. Your life is your own.' |
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Pippa E, Silver
Joined: 21 Dec 2005 Posts: 1332
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:47 am Post subject: |
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I once set fire to them. Seriously. And still have the pics to confirm. |
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London Bus Chaser Div 1 Pro
Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 6127
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:48 am Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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Pippa wrote: |
My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
smear them liberally with deep heat. _________________ "Never wrestle with a chimney sweep." |
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MrB E, Bronze
Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 492 Location: Generally off the back
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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The only Pippa I ever knew gave me this piece of memorable advice on comparing naughty bits one day as kids, that she didn't care about just one pair of what I'd got regardless of how nice they are or how big the other bit is because with what she had got she could have any number of what I had
So leading on from there, are these really your goolies Pippa?
Tuck them in _________________ Life's goal is not to arrive at the grave in a perfectly preserved body, but to skid in sideways yelling "Yeah what a ride!" |
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JONNO Div 1 Pro
Joined: 24 Jul 2006 Posts: 9031 Location: Up North
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Dip them in a mug of hot tea. _________________ I was being chased by a police dog last week, and made the mistake of trying to escape through a little tunnel, over a see-saw and through a hoop of fire. It finally caught me as I was weaving in and out of some sticks. |
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Broken Bones Div 2 Pro
Joined: 29 Feb 2008 Posts: 5740
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:10 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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KJ wrote: |
Pippa wrote: |
My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
Several. |
Just what I was gonna say, KJ _________________ www.filles-a-velo.com |
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John McC Moderator
Joined: 14 Jul 2003 Posts: 24510 Location: Leafy Barnet
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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Pippa wrote: |
My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
How many layers do you have on in that area? One will not be enough. _________________ John McClelland's victory in the motor paced event with Derek Marloe on the derny was a thing of beauty (Oldmanof) |
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KJ T de F Winner
Joined: 18 May 2005 Posts: 26400
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:21 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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John McC wrote: |
Pippa wrote: |
My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
How many layers do you have on in that area? One will not be enough. |
I'm really looking forward to an educative post here _________________ 'You are a free woman. You will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed (that you should be so lucky ) or numbered. Your life is your own.' |
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fatface E, Gold
Joined: 03 Mar 2007 Posts: 2643 Location: In the lady-garden
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:25 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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Pippa wrote: |
My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
Yeah. Keep em inside your shorts. |
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Andrew Jackson E, Gold
Joined: 06 Jan 2004 Posts: 3128 Location: Barton under Needwood
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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I can kinda remember a solution back in the olden days, pre-thermal clobber. I think we used to adapt a pair of pants in some way.
Either that or rub them in goose grease? or MTFU _________________ You can't polish a turd |
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fatface E, Gold
Joined: 03 Mar 2007 Posts: 2643 Location: In the lady-garden
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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yeah. MTFU
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Pippa E, Silver
Joined: 21 Dec 2005 Posts: 1332
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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MrB wrote: |
The only Pippa I ever knew gave me this piece of memorable advice on comparing naughty bits one day as kids, that she didn't care about just one pair of what I'd got regardless of how nice they are or how big the other bit is because with what she had got she could have any number of what I had
So leading on from there, are these really your goolies Pippa?
Tuck them in |
You got the brains of a tapeworm or what buddy?! My name is Steve. As in Steve f***in D-T - thought the mugshot and the potty gobbed posts might have given the game away. The Pippa is my missus log in as I spat the dummy out a while back after a bit of an ache with McHoss and killed my own profile off in a childish hissy bitch fit. So - yeah, I guess these two bang bang fruits dangling between my legs are indeed my very own goolies. Wanna see them? |
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ColT E, Gold
Joined: 10 Jul 2005 Posts: 2157 Location: Tainan, Taiwan
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:42 pm Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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Pippa wrote: |
My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
30 seconds in the microwave? (Unless you have balls of steel as you will know that it would be silly to put metal in said machine.) _________________ http://tinyurl.com/4n4ed7r
http://fiftyyearsandcounting.wordpress.com/ |
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TomcaT E, Gold
Joined: 29 Sep 2003 Posts: 3045 Location: Fat Parrot found..... Chasing London Buses!
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Pippa wrote: |
So - yeah, I guess these two bang bang fruits dangling between my legs are indeed my very own goolies. Wanna see them? |
Dare ya!!! _________________ TomcaT
http://www.sherwoodcc.org.uk |
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London Bus Chaser Div 1 Pro
Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 6127
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:03 pm Post subject: |
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TomcaT wrote: |
Pippa wrote: |
So - yeah, I guess these two bang bang fruits dangling between my legs are indeed my very own goolies. Wanna see them? |
Dare ya!!! |
any more of that and we'll send you to the vivisectionists. _________________ "Never wrestle with a chimney sweep." |
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MrB E, Bronze
Joined: 12 May 2008 Posts: 492 Location: Generally off the back
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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yeah show us the fire pictures _________________ Life's goal is not to arrive at the grave in a perfectly preserved body, but to skid in sideways yelling "Yeah what a ride!" |
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TomcaT E, Gold
Joined: 29 Sep 2003 Posts: 3045 Location: Fat Parrot found..... Chasing London Buses!
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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any more of that and we'll send you to the vivisectionists. |
Now you're talking dirty..... No one is stuffing me tonight! _________________ TomcaT
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London Bus Chaser Div 1 Pro
Joined: 15 Jan 2007 Posts: 6127
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Posted: Wed Jan 07, 2009 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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TomcaT wrote: |
London Bus Chaser wrote: |
any more of that and we'll send you to the vivisectionists. |
Now you're talking dirty..... No one is stuffing me tonight! |
how you doing TC?
Have a good Christmas & New Year? You still riding? _________________ "Never wrestle with a chimney sweep." |
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Tucker Tour Winner
Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 15722 Location: Swindon
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 7:58 am Post subject: Re: Freezing knackers |
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The Colonel wrote: |
Pippa wrote: |
My goolies freeze up big style. Even with Assos thermal clobber. Any ideas how to defrost them? |
30 seconds in the microwave? (Unless you have balls of steel as you will know that it would be silly to put metal in said machine.) |
I think (although I haven't tried) that its okay to put round lumps of metal in the microwave - its just thin sheets e.g. foil, tins that make it angry. Could be completely wrong about this, so for legal purposes I will not be paying for any broken micros. |
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