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Pippa
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:17 pm    Post subject: Freezing norks Reply with quote

Now the diva is growling on about freezing norks.

Any ideas?
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/heated-bra-+-nuke-your-nugs-136424.php
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Deep Heat on your todger
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:45 pm    Post subject: Re: Freezing norks Reply with quote

Pippa wrote:
Now the diva is growling on about freezing norks.

Any ideas?
I'd be ashamed to admit if I didn't

But none of them useful to her, I'm afraid. Hmmm - well, maybe, but not by design.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

your hands.....
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Silk vest.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I hear it is customary for eskimo squaws (or whatever they are called) to offer visiting guests their breasts to warm their feet on.

I ain't coming to your house when it's cold..
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fatface wrote:
I hear it is customary for eskimo squaws (or whatever they are called) to offer visiting guests their breasts to warm their feet on.

I ain't coming to your house when it's cold..


Neither of these words are acceptable.
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

KJ wrote:
fatface wrote:
I hear it is customary for eskimo squaws (or whatever they are called) to offer visiting guests their breasts to warm their feet on.

I ain't coming to your house when it's cold..


Neither of these words are acceptable.


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